...and we stop at this vending machine for street parking (Chicago has replaced city owned parking meters with this privately owned system-it's VERY unpopular). Tibbs being a dog, and this being a walk lets loose a stream all over this thing that would make a racehorse proud. As he's...unloading...this police car pulls up next to us. At first I'm a bit startled. The cop rolls down his window, smiles at the both of us and says:
"Good dog, next you have to go hit the Mayor's house".