Friday, May 09, 2008

Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong.

I'm speechless...what were those idiots thinking.

The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.

"I just doubted it because it's very morbid, and I couldn't see anybody doing something like this," Adkins said Thursday.

Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.

"He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story."

Puking all over yourself while being questioned by the cops sorta undermines the whole "Dude look how cool we are. We're smoking weed out of this dead guys skull" image. Now it's bad enough that you desecrated a grave of a child to use his skull as a bong, but it also turns out your a total wuss. Enjoy prison moron.

h/t Dan "toking one for the team" Gaines.

Great tits cope well with warming.

Without a doubt, the most disappointing link from Theo EVER.

Painfully safe for work.