Friday, September 12, 2008

National Weather Service: Gulf Coast Residents "Face Certain Death"

Also facing certain death: Methodists, non-smokers, bears, poison ivy, puppies, left-handed dentists, Veterans of Foreign Wars, seeing eye-dogs, Paul McCartney...basically everyone not made out of cretaceous granite. Certain death is one of the facts of life.

In all seriousness though... get the heck outta there folks!

2 comments:

Dan "The Great Escapist" Gaines said...

Viv and I are great evacuees. For Rita, we flew into Dallas, ate crab, shopped at the Galleria and generally partied for 3 days, only to come home to 6 bags of pine needles and a tussled lawn chair. This year for Ike, we flew to Las Vegas, ate steaks, shopped at the various stores on the strip and are coming home to one downed fence. I'm not sure I can afford any more storms....

Matt James said...

Glad to hear you're safe brother!