Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Cloned puppies may have exposed 31-year mystery.

SALT LAKE CITY - A woman who made news around the world when she had five pups cloned from her beloved pit bull Booger looked very familiar to some who saw her picture: She may be the same woman who 31 years earlier was accused of abducting a Mormon missionary in England, handcuffing him to a bed and making him her sex slave.

If the government is going to start cracking down on everyone who keeps Mormon missionaries as sex slaves, then pretty soon it'll be illegal to abduct a Jehovah's Witness or a Scientologist, chain them to your furnace and have your way with them. Sadly I think we're loosing sight of the things that made this country great.
h/t The Wife.

1 comment:

Matt said...

Sex slaves, chimps on ice, and Italian sports cars. These would make my top 3 any day.