Friday, May 09, 2008

Men charged after skull dug up, used as bong.

I'm speechless...what were those idiots thinking.

The Kingwood teenager's story of decapitating a corpse and using the head to smoke marijuana was so outlandish that at first Houston Police Department senior police officer Jim Adkins did not believe it.

Yet, Kevin Wade Jones Jr., 17, appeared almost indifferent as he relayed the bizarre description of his and two friends' activities at an Humble area graveyard, Adkins said.

"I just doubted it because it's very morbid, and I couldn't see anybody doing something like this," Adkins said Thursday.

Not until police went to the home of another Kingwood 17-year-old, Matthew Richard Gonzalez, did the officer believe the tale.

"He regurgitated in his plate of food when I asked him about it," Adkins said. "So I knew there was some truth to the story."

Puking all over yourself while being questioned by the cops sorta undermines the whole "Dude look how cool we are. We're smoking weed out of this dead guys skull" image. Now it's bad enough that you desecrated a grave of a child to use his skull as a bong, but it also turns out your a total wuss. Enjoy prison moron.

h/t Dan "toking one for the team" Gaines.

1 comment:

Dan "still running, well jogging, for Prez in '12" Gaines said...

never let it be said that Texas doesn't have their characters. Point in fact, within 1 week of me moving to the Houston area, the following happened: Basketball player arrested for DUI after speeding in excess of 100 MPH on CITY STREETS, Kingwood cheerleaders arrested for robbing 10+ convenience marts, "Railroad killer" stalks the south, and Small town white supremicists, drag a black youth to death in a small East Texas town.
We maybe not all that bright...