Wednesday, April 09, 2008

14 Old Testament Ways to Get a Wife.


For my single friends.

A sample:
Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

Good hunting Pat!

1 comment:

Patrick said...

Being Catholic, I prefer the deuterocanonical method: Be lead by an angel to the house of a distant cousin who has been married 7 times previously, though still a virgin due to the demon that has slain each husband on his wedding night, marry her and slay the demon by burning a fish heart and liver. (Tobit 1-12)

Ask me how that's working out.