Thursday, March 06, 2008

The Curse of the Simpsons.

Most people have heard of the tragedy that befell the actors involved in the Poltergeist movies: Dominique Dunne (the older daughter) was brutally murdered, Heather O'Rourke (the little girl) died of a rare intestinal blockage, and worst of all, Craig T. Nelson (the dad) went on to star in "Coach".

So began the legend of the Poltergeist curse! Yet, as bad as that curse was, it pales in comparison to the hex on another show. Believe it or not, there is a TV program that is so unholy, so cursed, so deadly that those who dare to guest star on it are certainly DOOMED!!! I am talking about the best show on television: The Simpsons (AKA Killy McGee TV). This cartoon is so lethal that its curse rivals that of the deadliest movie of all: "The Wizard of Oz", in which nearly all its actors are DEAD!

This website is dedicated to the brave actors who have fallen prey to The Curse of the Simpsons. Be afraid... be very afraid!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That is HILARIOUS! I especially enjoyed the "This Space Reserved For" Section.