Friday, February 15, 2008

Do We Really Want Another Black President After The Events Of Deep Impact?

Have we learned nothing from the tragic events of 1998, when, under the watch of President Morgan Freeman, this nation was plunged into chaos, and hundreds of millions of people died at the hands of the deadly Wolf-Beiderman space rock? The mere fact that this country is even considering putting another black man, Barack Obama, in the Oval Office proves that we have not.

We can't deny the facts, people. All we will get by electing an African-American is Texas-size space particles crashing into the Earth's surface, mega-tsunamis that barrel into the Appalachian Mountains, and 6.6 billion dead people.

Something to think about.


Admiral Burns said...

I guess this is supposed to be funny. It isn't.

Lady Hampton said...

Rumor has it that "24"'s black president will be replaced by a female president. Let's hope that doesn't play out in real life - at least not with the current slate of candidates.