Monday, October 08, 2007

The Primary Season Yadda-Yadda - The Candidates Paraphrased

Mitt to Rudy: You're a big spender.
Rudy to Mitt: You're a bigger spender.
Mitt to Rudy: No, you!
Rudy to Mitt: No, you!
Fred: Er... um... ahh.... You both spend too much!
Ron: The government should not exist!



Barack to Hillary: I was against the Iraq War before you were.
Hillary to Barack: You're unqualified.
Barack to Hillary: You're too qualified!
Hillary to Barack: You don't know what you're talking about!
John: I was against the Iraq War while a fetus!
Bill: I was against the Iraq War in a previous life!


This sounds about right.

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