Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Is this a movie star?

So I was at this dinner at The Four Seasons last night. My wife's boss was being sworn in as a member of the Board of the Beverly Hills Bar Association or some such thing. The whole thing was lovely and I enjoyed it immensely.

There was one strange moment however. For the second time in as many weeks, I had someone come up to me and ask me if I was an actor. The conversation went something like this:

Woman: Aren't you an actor?

Me: Well... I used to be.

Woman: Why did you give it up?

Me: Well, you can only do porn for so long.

(Woman turns red and walks away)

So the question to my readers is: do I look like a (semi)famous actor and if so which one?

Note: I have NEVER done porn (so far anyway).

1 comment:

Admiral Burns said...

I think you look like Mike Stajduhar, an actor in some low-budget, independent films made in the late 1980s. Stajduhar played the role of Matthews the buttler in two films, The Dragon (1987), and its sequil, The Slug (1988). He then went on to play Floyd the psychotic barber in Conspiracy (1989).
It should be noted that the actor Mike Stajduhar caught herpes from his own grandmother. He also once aided me in an attempted theft of heavy equipment from a construction site.